This is a demon dachshund.

It's watching you. It loves to stare at you. Watch it, isn't is disturbing? Whenever it feels the need, the demon dachshund shall stare at you. It will stare at you until you cannot bear it any longer. The most unimaginable, terrible thing, is to have a demon dachshund stare at you.

Be warned, demon dachshunds are not easily dealt with. In fact, you can only let them stare at you until they move on. If you ever thought you were being chased by a demon dachshund, you were probably correct. If you've ever taken a bath and felt the eyes of a demon dachshund staring at you, you guessed right. If you have ever made cookies with those cute little sprinkles and knew someone was watching you, it was the demon dachshund.

So remember, the next time you feel like you're being watched, the next time you know you're not alone, it could be the demon dachshund.